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Fabric Softner 

When partyin' at your buddies house take your girl in the laundry room, throw some clothes in the washing machine, have your girl sit up there while you give it to her, when it's time to blow lift up the lid and blow it in the machine then drop the lid.
One time we were having a kegger at my buddies when his parents were out of town, so I took my girl in the laundry room for a quickie and ended up dropin some fabric softner in the washing machine.
Fabric Softner by Shooperman November 14, 2006

Fabric Master 

A lesbian. A girl who enjoys to carpet munch. But she is a serious lesbian, therefore, she is a fabric master.
Mary is definitely a dyke.

I know! Such a fabric master.
Fabric Master by ckeezy November 11, 2011

Fabric softener kid 

This term is used when wanting to talk about a kid who is being a little retard in public, while not offending them or the mother. The play on words is derived from the following:

Fabric Softner --> Downy --> down syndrome --> retard.

since it is no longer socially acceptable to call a kid a retard, or claim they have down syndrome; this term works well because it is perfectly private, and no one knows what the fuck your saying.
-" Did you see that kid knocking over all those glasses in the Vogue Optical?"
-"yeah, either he's got bad parents or hes a fabric softener kid."
Fabric softener kid by vallada November 4, 2009

fabric fuck 

As far as a guy or girls finger can go into a girls vagina while making out before actually attempting to remove her pants.
Friend 1: OMG! U made out Frank?? How was it ??

Friend 2: It was amazing until he tried to fabric fuck me, that's where I drew the line!
fabric fuck by darkcarnivalharlott November 16, 2011

Fabric swallower 

When a booty has a certain size and definition that it appears to consume any fabric surrounding it. E.g. shorts, dresses, leggings etc...
Wow, check out that girl with Obi! That's a real fabric swallower she's got there!