ewokonomics

a system economics where the prices of goods are decided solely by the person with the most fearsome ewok grunt.

In a country that follows an ewokonomics system, if you want to buy something, you have to grunt "RRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrr" before the transaction.

ewokonomics by smartypance December 31, 2009

ewokmyweewok 

Meens suck my dick
slap my wang
make me pancakes
read my story
anything like that, bitch

hey faggot come here and ewok my weewok

last night some whore ewoked my weeok

mom im hungry can you ewok some weewoks

ddaddys im borde ewok me a weewok

ewokmyweewok by ewokmyweewok May 13, 2005

Ewok party 

A gratuitous party scene in film or television, typically characterized by singing and the playing of percussion instruments. From the conclusion to "Return of the Jedi," in which the Ewoks fete the heroes with singing, dancing, drums and xylophones.

I knew "Matrix Reloaded" was going to suck as soon as they got to the Ewok party."

"What was up with that Ewok party on slave beach in the middle of 'The Patriot'?"

Ewok party by villicious May 25, 2009

ewok 

ewoks are just stoned teddy bears chillin in they orange hoodies

made famous by star wars: return of the jedi

yo, dont hate on the ewoks, they just chillin there in they woodland huts

ewok by skylyr shadows August 17, 2007

ewok totem bukakke 

A bukakke in which a group of ewoks (preferrably 5) stand on top of each other an ejaculate on the face of Princess Leia. On Endor, of course.

"Man you know when Luke wasnt watching them Ewoks was bustin out the hardcore fuckin on Leia. Hell, i bet they did a Ewok totem bukakke"

ewok totem bukakke by Skippy European November 28, 2003

Baby Ewok 

Used to describe a particularly rare specimen of collectible.
Originates from the title of card number 88 of Topp's 1983 Return of the Jedi chewing gum card series, "The Baby Ewok", a particularly hard card to acquire.

Dude, Name of elusive person has just become my friend on Facebook!.

Bro, she's a Baby Ewok!.

Baby Ewok by David Larsen January 2, 2009

Angry Ewok 

When you shave your pubes and keep them to throw in a midget's face after you blow a big load in it while you scream ICHIWOWA.

Man that midget was pissed when I gave her an angry ewok.

Angry Ewok by GeorgeLucas1983 October 23, 2010