Cum Evaluator 

The Cum evaluator is a member of the government ministry responsible for the collection and value of cum, the cum evaluator also holds the responsibility of maintaining the cum market.

Karen: I'm so sick of my cum evaluator giving my cum a 3 out of 10!

Sharen: dw babe ill still slurp it

Karen: sex?

Sharen: only if you want herpes?

Cum Evaluator by William Donelly May 16, 2021

Ejaculate and Evacuate 

A commonly used slang term for the popular convenience store "Kum and Go."

"Hey, I need to stop at that Ejaculate and Evacuate to fill up my tank and buy some beef jerky."

Ejaculate and Evacuate by .Org Taylor February 3, 2006

Evacuate 

To move people out of a danger area.

They'll have to evacuate before the volcanoe erupts.

Evacuate by Jafje May 25, 2007

evakluate 

To evakluate means to evacuate a premises while in the process of evaluating it, normally under extreme circumstances. (Otherwise... why would you do both?)

The health inspector had to quickly evakluate the restaurant because of the fire that began in the kitchen.

evakluate by typosnstuff14 April 23, 2010

post-evaluative syndrome 

a completely inevitable urge to critique anyone and everyone one sees in the street. this disease also consists of constantly prediciting the futures of said strangers and making constant analogies involving friends and acquiantances as comparable to movie characters, novel protagonists or other complete strangers. this disease occurs in lost hip kids with advanced hefty vocabularies.
there is no cure.

"Damn all those kids have such post-evaluative syndrome. They just compared each character in Trainspotting to one of their close and personal acquaintances."

post-evaluative syndrome by icehead November 6, 2008

evacuate your fudge barrel 

a synonym for taking a shit, etc. Originates from the process in which fudge is added during ice cream production.

"This is where we use powerful pneumatic pistons to evacuate our fudge barrels"
"hey JJ, you just ate 3 pounds of burrito, you should go evacuate your fudge barrel before we get in the car"

evacuate your fudge barrel by Mr. U January 19, 2007

unlimited evaluation

euphemism for kracked software or using someone else's software license.

I downloaded an unlimited evaluation of Maya from alt.binaries.mac.applications. Works great!

unlimited evaluation by bkdouble October 5, 2006