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engagement chicken 

a special chicken dish with magic properties, causing boyfriends to propose to their girls. Made famous by Glamour magazine in the 80s and many couples have experienced the witchcraft of engagement chicken since then, including Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. A popular recipe for this lemon-herb chicken can be found by Ina Garden, who has confirmed its magical powers.
Beth: "omg he just proposed, we're getting married!"
Ashley: "wow when did he propose?"
Beth: "after I made him engagement chicken"
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engagement ring 

the tool of true love. used to tell somebody you want them to be yours and for you to be theirs forever, to be used VERY carefully (unless you are drunk and in vegas, hopefully you can return it then), should be at least 3 months salary from work and 6 months from mind (one usually does figure out whether they will want to marry somebody in a short amount of time but if you wait it works out better, you might even make it to ten years)
man 1:i want to pop the question to my girlfriend

man 2:did you get her an 'engagement ring?'
engagement ring by itlnboy October 18, 2010

Engagement Ring 

The sexual act of having a string of ejaculate wrap around your ring finger. (or any other finger for that matter)
Gerald's mom was shocked and disgusted when she found him in his room wearing an engagement ring.
Engagement Ring by ThePublicEnema January 26, 2011

Engagement truck 

When a guy buys himself a new truck a few months before he proposes to his girlfriend and gives her a ring
Jerry proposed to his girlfriend, but he first bought himself an engagement truck.
Engagement truck by Firedip December 20, 2009

engagement blowjob 

The blowjob she gives you after you propose to your girlfriend.
Boyfriend: hey babe, I think it’s time for my engagement blowjob!
Girlfriend: what’s that?!?
Boyfriend: well, I got on my knees to propose, now it’s your turn on your knees (pulls out penis)

engagement party 

a sexual act between 2 men in a public toilet cubicle, where once they begin 1 calls the police for a thrill,if they finish and get away before the police arrive it is considered a successful engagement party
Adam and John had a successful engagement party last night,it was 10 minutes after they left that the police arrived to check the toilets
engagement party by sticky bucket January 7, 2018

engagement moon 

A post engagement travel celebration where the future groom takes his future bride on a great vacation right after the engagement!
We traveled to the French Riviera on our Engagement Moon and my future bride showed off the 10 table ring engagement everyone!
engagement moon by Steelntime63 September 30, 2021