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eastenders 

A British soap opera that can only be described complete and utter lump of shite. Has the most ridiculous storylines ever, Smallville looks realistic next to this.
Soap operas suck, who gives a shit about some made up TV characters lives? Not me. I hope a nuclear bomb goes off in the Queen Vic and wipes out the entire population of Albert Square. I'd watch that anyday.
eastenders by Kay March 18, 2004
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Eastenders 

Eastenders is a British Soap Opera for people that have a very low IQ. Viewers of this programme may have a variety of other conditions including grotiness, being overweight or being utterly devoid of culture. The entire premise of the programme is based on the day-to-day lives of smelly make-believe people who cannot talk properly. Typical settings include a chip shop, a launderette, a garage and a pub. This programme is the chocolate beard that spoils the BBCs otherwise perfect washroom.
"Hello Dot - How are your varicose veins today?"

"Oo - not so bad - I'll see you down the launderette later"

"OK - unless I see you at the pub first"

"Yes" Eastenders - Please ditch it BBC
Eastenders by Ravens August 30, 2008

eastenders 

A soap opera which used to be unmissable entertainment, but since about 2001 it has completely lost the plot. All the interesting characters have gone, replaced by people who are either irritating, obnoxious or both. I've lived where there are a lot of real eastenders and they're nothing like the ones in this soap opera. Albert Square is now populated by patronising working-class stereotypes (who are usually criminals, wife-beaters, serial killers etc). Nobody can keep their trousers/skirt on for more than five minutes, and Dirty Den suddenly rising from the grave shows how desperate the series has become, having exhausted all possible storylines years ago. Only continues because soap operas are so cheap to make. Once you've built the sets, you can use them forever, and you only need to go on location for a week twice a year and have a special effect once in a blue moon. And you can use the same storylines over and over. Eastenders always has an extra-depressing storyline at Christmas. Ho-ho-ho to you as well. By the way, Eastenders is now on four times a week, so that's even more padding to enjoy.
To hell with decent plots and characters. What we want in eastenders are headline-grabbing gimmick storylines, no matter how ridiculous they are. Lol! Eastenders was always larger-than-life, but surely there must be some limits.
eastenders by Stormsworder January 6, 2007

Eastenders 

It’s like a tele-novela but in English
What even is Eastenders ?
It’s like a tele-novela but in English
Eastenders by Kwinshdnkaka January 7, 2020

EastEnders 

EastEnders is a popular BBC television soap opera, first broadcast on 19 February 1985. It has been running ever since, generating strong viewing figures for much of that time, and has been the UK's highest rating programme on numerous occasions.

Despite the strong criticism of the show by critics in 2004 and 2005, EastEnders won the prestigious National Television Award for "most popular Serial Drama" (an award it has won several times in the past ten years) in October 2005, was inducted into the Rose d'Or Hall of Fame in April 2006, and in May 2006 won the BAFTA for "Best Continuing Drama". It also won seven British Soap Awards in May 2006, including the award for "Best British Soap".
EastEnders
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BBC One, UK
EastEnders by P. redeckis June 11, 2006

easternuswx 

Easternuswx is the worst weather board ever established. The administration is a bunch of elitist, full of themself dickheads who have no idea how to properly run a message board. Most of its members are douchebags and the majority of the moderators consist of inept, unqualified, lazy assholes. (Examples: Ian, isawitonline, but particularly Ian ) with a few exceptions such as stormtracker and Freakywxchick. All in all Easternuswx is qualified as the worst weather forum ever and people dread going there every day.
Did you hear about the moderators at Easternuswx, they are nazis!
easternuswx by lalla September 14, 2008

ugly middle easterner 

a race of people that shouldn't exist. they are 72% hair, skin is not the prefered black or white and they allways talk in their own language- creepy. The worst thing about them is the feeling of disgust you get being near just one yuck
look out a suicide bomber is in the bushes use your flame thrower joe. scoorch++boom flooooom++ got rid of that osama++ caucasian style, lets eat hmm delicious ribs joe, cooked just right hmm flavory
ugly middle easterner by eminem December 21, 2004