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fat dick 

To screw someone over by not showing up or calling when plans have been made.
Well, Jasper is 30 minutes late. Looks like he fat dicked us once again...
fat dick by Asa Guy January 2, 2009

Fat dick 

Just a fat dick is there more to explain
He had a fat dick
Fat dick by Daddybiscuit42 August 30, 2017

fat dick parade 

Three guys, who have dicks that are equally thick as they are long, ramming their cocks into the mouth/vagina/asshole of one woman, simultaneously, while watching the Macy's Day Parade.
"Yo! Bryan, Chris, and I ran a fat dick parade on ya motha last night, while watching the Macy's Day Parade on Tivo!"

Big fat dick

A male’s genital. It’s known as the penis or dick or cock or dildo or sex toy or vibration device or ass fuck or rimjob or your shlong or a pleasure device or Moaning device or pecker.
Hey girl, wanna see my 6.5 inch pecker? Hey homie, wanna see my giant gargantuas cock? Hey daddy, suck this big fat dick which is long and hard.. hey hot girl, my cock can be used as an anal fucking device in your big ass hole. Hey can I suck your long killer cock? Your monster cock is so big inside me. I can’t take it, it’s so big.

fat dick 

Ironically, this refers to the launch equipment used in Goatsex.
I used a fat dick to have Goatsex with Seabiscut.
fat dick by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

Fat Dick 

Something you dont have
You dont have a Fat Dick
Fat Dick by ILoveNagger June 16, 2020