Daydream believer 

"Yeah, that's right baby! Welcome.. to my locker! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! *The Flying Dutchman sighs* 🎵For a daydream believer, and a homecoming queen.🎵 *throws a sock at the Flying Dutchman as Daydream Believer starts to play in the background* Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! *The Flying Dutchman screams*

For a daydream believer, and a homecoming queen.

Daydream believer by anonymous December 15, 2020

nightmare dressed like a daydream 

1. (n.) a woman who appears nice and sweet, but is actually is much more than this - whether in a positive or negative sense

2. (n.) Taylor Swift on the floor crying with mascara running down her face

1. Person 1: Look! Here's comes Helen. Person 2: What's up with Helen? Person 1: She looks sweet in that dress, but she's a nightmare dressed like a daydream.

2. Taylor Swift is such a boss ass bitch. She's a nightmare dressed like a daydream.

nightmare dressed like a daydream by doctorfeminism February 24, 2015

cigarette daydream 

A daydream that last the length of time it takes to smoke a cigarette.

I had a cigarette daydream I left this town behind.

cigarette daydream by iampandora May 14, 2015

Moonage daydream 

Three words: DAVID FUCKING BOWIE
(Wait no that’s 5)
(Four there)
(Two)
(Ahhh fuck)

Freak out in a moonage daydream, ohhh yeahhhhh

Moonage daydream by ZiggyStardustFanGirl May 12, 2019

wet daydream 

The wet daydream occurs during the day when you are thinking about laying the bone to some hottie and you get a rock hard boner, and after it (the boner) goes down, you have a few drops of splooge in your underbriefs. Some guys may have a full load in their pants, depending on how hot of a situation they were daydreaming about.

Member of the media: "Mr. Jobs, what product will you be unveiling today?"

Steve Jobs: "This is the new Ipod, it can play music, movies, make coffee, and print U.S. currency. It is really great"

Another member of the media: "What price can consumers expect to pay for this amazing device?"

Steve Jobs: "I will answer that as soon as I get back from the restroom, I just had a major wet daydream."

wet daydream by John Planet January 6, 2008

manic daydream 

Someone whos hotter than the hell they claim to come from, but has been running in circles since they had learned their shapes

Guy 1: Damn, Maddie is hot
Guy 2: too bad she's such a manic daydream

manic daydream by AlphaTheRad September 15, 2020

overlived daydream 

When you leave your family to pursue someone who only thinks of you as late night adulterous booty calls.

Adulterer: Baby I love you and want to be with you forever!
You: That's an overlived daydream and you need to leave before my date gets here.

overlived daydream by ThatJO February 3, 2018