What currently has a positive verticality?

A nerdy way of saying "what's up?" Usually only used by nerds with at least some partial social skills. When used by a socially inept nerd, it will generally be spoken to one who wouldn't understand. This is commonly responded to with "The vast expansion of blue, or some sort of solid between it and myself"

Sheldon: "what currently has a positive verticality?"
Penny: huh?
Sheldon: I said, what currently has a positive verticality?. My god woman, can't you hear?
Penny: I meant, what did you mean by that?
Sheldon: well, since a positive value is...
Penny: Can I just say the sky?
:nerds in audience laugh:
Sheldon: Amazing, you were able to pick the right answer, though you forgot to mention the solids between it and us
Penny: Whatever, look, is Leonard home?

What currently has a positive verticality? by PiFreak October 7, 2009

We don't have any currently published definitions associated with your email address.

when you searched for your definiton but don't find it so you look in your profile to find nothing but "We don't have any currently published definitions associated with your email address."

We don't have any currently published definitions associated with your email address.

We don't have any currently published definitions associated with your email address. by retarded black monkey October 9, 2023

im._currently._on._fire 

has broken humour and an obsession with depressing games and stuff

person 1: hey you know im._currently._on._fire?
person 2: yea why?
person 1: they just fell down a flight of stairs haha
person 2: haha what an idiot!

im._currently._on._fire by a._forking._dumbo July 9, 2021

I am currently muted at this time! 

The person saying this is typically muted and probably for a good/bad reason, this is why they are not saying Good Job! or Welcome! If they are saying this, they are probably using a command to say this and want to be unmuted.

I am currently muted at this time! -sillycat :3 2025

I am currently muted at this time! by fennixf3nnix August 31, 2025

As a Roblox developer, it is currently difficult

Phase spoken by DevForum users and it's the first phase you will see on most DevForum posts
Often used by feature requests where one claims the Roblox engine lacks or misses some feature

DevForum user: As a Roblox developer, it is currently difficult to get a girlfriend
Person 2: Yeah i agree
Person 3: How would this remotely improve the engine?

As a Roblox developer, it is currently difficult by iamsocoolecksdee October 13, 2025

Current thing

A particular topic dominating news headlines and social network conversations, causing passionate arguments, forcing people to take sides, and breaking up relationships as if it were the most important thing to have ever happened, only to suddenly disappear and be replaced with a different topic that will be treated equally.

Bob: I support the current thing!

Mary: Shut up you racist, you should be opposing it!

Current thing by Bobrobbio April 18, 2022

A Current Affair 

Morons reporting about morons.

Tracy Grimshaw: The public has been outraged over (some infamous baddie) being left in peace.
Cue shitty footage of some male reporter harassing baddie at their place of residence.

Tracy Grimshaw: There's been some new evidence that suggests cats prefer the colour red.
"Expert" (flipping pages): Uh well we've been seeing a lot of new evidence that cats like red.
Random cat lady: "My old Mittens loves red things."
Street random: "Yeah I like cats."

Tracy Grimshaw: Next week on A Current Affair...

A Current Affair by PomiWells April 12, 2012