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cryptopsy 

a delayed autopsy if human, a delayed necropsy if other animal
Last night I was bored, so I dug up your grandma and gave her a cryptopsy. She was still full of embalming fluid.
cryptopsy by Wordizzilator October 29, 2003

cryptopsy 

Cryptopsy is simpy an autopsy of a crypt. Originated in Egypt during the reign of King Tutenknahmen (or Tut, as his homies called him), he ordered his peons to autopsy all the crypts in the area to get his country out of debt. It's just a nice way to say theft.
I just cryptopsied that car....
cryptopsy by Lara October 22, 2003

cryptopsy 

who were you cryptopsing last night?
cryptopsy by Anonymous October 29, 2003

cryptopsy 

My day long cryptopsy went fine....
cryptopsy by sandipto October 28, 2003

cryptopsy 

A Band From Montreal, Quebec Canada.
known for they're thrash metal sound of the late 80's early 90's and even now they sound more thrash then most bands.
cryptopsy by Jimbo October 22, 2003

cryptopsy 

This is what a male does when his pussy picks up and leaves.
I cryptopsy no to leave me but she still did.
cryptopsy by Littleone October 21, 2003