Crepe 

Charles Nicholson -

Charles Nicholson "I love being a major crepe" "I am the general crepe" "I am the mother-fucking CREPE !!" "You crepeing bro?"

Crepe by Crep'in February 6, 2013

CREPE 

1) A common misspellation of crap.
2) A baked thin thing, like a waffle, that you put sugar on.

1) Person 1: Man, I gotta take a CREPE!
Person 2: Don't you mean CRAP?
Person 1: Oh, yeah...
Person 2: *Bitch slaps Person 1 for being an idiot*
2) Person 1: I just love Crepes with sugar for breakfast!
Person 2: Man, you SICK fuck!
Person 1: *Bitch slaps Person 1 for being an idiot whose head is still in the 5th grade toilet*

CREPE by Bob Smith February 25, 2005

Crepe 

A girlfriend who is so lazy you have to roll her off you when cuddling like a crepe. Will often reside folded up on a bed in a crepe-like manner.

My girlfriend is such a crepe, it takes all my strength to get up sometimes

Crepe by symphonic July 25, 2016

Crepe 

Crepe is a piece of shit type of pokemon. He likes sundaes and lollipops but he ain't getting any.

That crepe is one motherfucker, damn dude.

Crepe by Riverriver April 9, 2015

Crepe 

Someone who dresses all blue and walks around like an idiot.

Posted by Blahd Gang

Blahd 1: Hey, what's that dumb guy dressed as a blueberry doing?

Blahd 2: Man that's a Crepe, stupid

Crepe by Chad Blahd September 28, 2021

crepé

“Crepé” is a slur that can only be used by Danish people.

“Hey, how’s Copenhagen?”
“Not bad. I learnt a new word, “Crepé”
“That’s a slur, you can’t say that.”

crepé by lpllie <3 April 24, 2023

crepe 

Commomly mistaken for the french delicacy crepè a crepe is when someone need to use the bathroom.

madison: omg bro i need to go to the bathroom

zahli: why do you need to crepe
madison: yes i’m going to crepe my pants

crepe by jancer67 October 6, 2025