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Contangled 

When you or something is tangled and you are confused to how you can untangle yourself. Generally used whilst sailing.
"are you ready to tack?" " no I'm so contangled!"
Contangled by Geoffrey158 March 2, 2016

Cloontang 

A nick name for George Clooney because he gets a lot of poontang.
I wish I got as much poontang as Cloontang.
Cloontang by ElliottRules November 4, 2008

Corntangopotamus 

(n.) One who is addicted to corntanging.
Joey - "Damn ever since Eric licked her butthole he has become a Corntangopotamus."
Corntangopotamus by JoeyDaJock June 30, 2011
A degenerate, sociopathic, drug addicted, alcoholic that spends most of his time yelling random profanities at teenagers on the internet and masturbating while eating chicken wings. Coontags speak in broken, un-comprehendable phrases made up of words that have little to no meaning.
I would love to invite austin over, but hes a bit of a coontag. I dont want my patio furnature lit on fire or my couch covered in semen or feces.
coontag by Coontag June 12, 2018

Coon Tang 

When you score with a black person and end up having rough intercourse.
Ian : How was your night on Saturday?

Cameron : Amazing mate, got some serious Coon Tang.
Coon Tang by Coonster February 25, 2013

Contange 

"I heard she lives in a contange"
"Haha, really? What a slag!"
Contange by Lankylobsterlegs April 3, 2020