The Contraption 

A device which connects your penis to your ass. The prime adjective of this device is to allow a stream of your own urine to flow directly into your own anus. The feeling is both pleasurable and sensational.

Yo DC, quit hogging the contraption. I wanna pee in my own ass too!

The Contraption by Ian and Shawn July 28, 2006

contralingus 

Noun

1. A variation on the popular belief that one should lick the alphabet while performing cunnilingus, but in this case, licking in the pattern of Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A and then spelling out the word "START."

"I'm going to stop at my friends house for old school video game night, then I'm heading straight to my girlfriends house to perform contralingus."

contralingus by billebllunt December 11, 2013

ass contraption 

when you wipe your bum with a hedgehog

Use an ass contraption to wipe your ass is when you use a hedgehog touch surface to wipe that raggity shit stains from your ass

ass contraption by Hintonater November 22, 2017

contraption 

any contrivance or device

That contraption will mess up the land.

contraption by The Return of Light Joker July 17, 2009

Contraring

to oppose something

From the television show parks and recreation, said by Louis c.k.

I just said one thing, and you're contraring me.

Contraring by MSUKING24 July 14, 2017

contacting aliens

an excuse made when caught jacking off

"Hey why is your door locked?"
"Oh no reason I was just contacting aliens"

contacting aliens by minuteman88 January 26, 2010

Constrating 

When you are concentrating so hard that you can’t even fully pronounce concentrated.

Colbie was constrating so hard on her storytelling that she kept saying constrating.

Constrating by Shit Phantom December 31, 2022