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Le Conte 

Guern for 'The Cunt'. Attends strip clubs regularly and is shit at squash.
You playing Le Conte at squash?

No mate, he's at a strip club, I'd beat him hands down anyway!
Le Conte by Wes12345 October 22, 2013

lukas conte 

A man so sexy when he walks into a room moist panties drop and women flock to his massive throbbing cock
lukas conte by Hdbsbdbxjjxjd February 16, 2017

lukas conte 

A man so sexual his genitals bring nations of women to moan in ecstasy at the thought of his massive throbbing cock that their panties fall off from all the moisture
lukas conte has a monster cock I bet his jizz taste like pineapples
lukas conte by Hdbsbdbxjjxjd February 16, 2017

El conté 

A publically better way to say cunt
Oi u EL CONTEEEEEEE OR he's an El Conté
El conté by Titch October 21, 2017

Daniel conte 

Tony the Tiger, yet also the true definition of a simp
Daniel conte by Mr Ferguson February 28, 2020

Jess Conte 

shes a great rode model to follow

blessed with great christian qualities

will fight for you because shes got common sense and wisdo
Jess Conte might be a lot smarter than you think
Jess Conte by Happy Christian April 11, 2023