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reverse cocooner 

When a cute, adorable young child that everyone thinks will grow up and still be attractive looses their cuteness at some point and turns out not attractive. It is the opposite of a cocooner.
"Did you see that picture of Chris when he was 5 years old as his profile picture on facebook?"
"Yeah! Wasn't he the cutest child ever?"
"It's too bad he's a reverse cocooner..."
"I know right? I feel bad for him."
reverse cocooner by ugaswimmer December 9, 2008

cocooner 

when an ugly child becomes a hot teen or adult.
"wow alex was an ugly child!"
"yeah man but she's a cocooner"
"definitely"
"it's too bad her sister was a reverse cocooner"
"i know tell me about it"
cocooner by ugaswimmer October 18, 2008

human cocoon 

The state of being where two people (in a hug-like fashion) group themselves together, leaving no room between them, causing questions on their relationship, resembling a cocoon in many angles. This act also completely obliviates the two involved to the worlds surroundings.
1: Dude-guy, did you see Chelsea and Abby in the hall, this morning?
2: Yeah, dude-guy, they were totally in a human cocoon!
1: I wonder if they're lesbians?

Pushing a Cocoon 

Pushing a massive turd the shape of a cocoon to the point of pain.
ā€œOMG I’m pushing a cocoon out of my ass right now!ā€
Pushing a Cocoon by Cocoonpusher69 February 23, 2022

cocoon of horror 

A figurative place endured by any soundly beaten opponent. The term first came to prominence when coined by professional boxer (read, punching bag) Peter "Hurricane" McNeely in the lead up to his 1995 heavyweight clash with "Iron" Mike Tyson.
"I'm gonna wrap Mike Tyson in a cocoon of horror."

"That fucken Crip pull a gat on me, I put the motherfucker in a cocoon of horror."

"You see that white-ass pimp on Rikki Lake? Man, when his ho's came out on stage he entered his own personal cocoon of horror."

cocoon of horror by Jeeben May 2, 2008

Cleveland Cocoon 

The act of ripping a rancid fart in a sleeping bag and holding it in all night, rendering any clothing involved completely saturated in a sulfurous odor. Thus, causing you to jump out of the sleeping bag in the morning, strip away your clothes, and air them out in a flapping motion, similar to the action of an emerging butterfly shedding its cocoon and drying out its wings in order to complete its transformation.
Al completely ruined his camping trip due to a Cleveland Cocoon.