Clueless Speak

Words and phrases made popular by the 1995 movie, and the 1996-1999 television seires- 'Clueless'. Includes Whatever!, Hymenally Challenged a monet, Surfing the crimson wave, and Talk to the hand. Used by valley girls.

Often parodied with words like tubular and gag-o-rama.

Cher: I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.

Clueless Speak by jdi May 10, 2004

clue phone

An imaginary phone, whose futile hope, is to alert the terminally oblivious to reality.

This put down probably unintentionally originated in 1973 with the forerunner of Wheel of Fortune, Shopper's Bazaar. A player could pick up the clue phone in front of them to hear whether the puzzle was a person, place or thing.

Someone needs to pick up the clue phone.

Ask not for whom the clue phone rings, it rings for thee.

Will (insert politician here) please pick up the white courtesy clue phone.

clue phone by The Winch December 15, 2008

CluelessDay

A nerd, expects to get stuff for free without doing any work. Top ten clowns: this guy. He's either pooping or sleeping with an excuse that he's "doing house work".

Milo: what is CluelessDay doing
Canceled: probably shitting
typical: what da dog doing

CluelessDay by imcancelled June 10, 2021

barbecue clueless 

A person who is barbecue clueless puts white saucer mayonnaise on righteous barbecue.

They are barbecue clueless in Alabama. Tough kitty!

barbecue clueless by Louisiana Tiger January 10, 2020

get a clue 

Phrase used in response to someone being ignorant or stupid (clueless).

"Good job fucking up the meeting, Jason. Get a clue."
"Broke ass nigga, get a clue" - Rae Sremmurd

get a clue by zakd April 17, 2019

clemmy clue 

Nickname for Clementine in The Walking Dead Video Game. Used affectionately by PewDiePie.

I don't know about you, but I know about Clemmy Clue!

clemmy clue by WilliamLC February 15, 2014

raging clue 

Phrase meaning an erection from South Park's season 10 episode with the Hardly Boys.

Ugh, i'm getting a raging clue right now!

raging clue by Mahaa November 1, 2006