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Bank’s Closed

A slang from the 1920’s, meaning “sorry babe, no kissing/making out now”.

Often said if not appropriate at the moment.
Girl: “babe, wanna make out?”
Guy: “sorry babe, bank’s closed”
Bank’s Closed by ohnoMillie November 1, 2017
Word of the Day on February 28, 2022

Cooter Closedown 

The female version of a cock block.
"I would have totally slept with Josh if his ex girlfriend wasn't being such a cooter closedown!"
Cooter Closedown by Kate Dwyer March 14, 2009

closed caption 

A device/program that can be used to display spoken text on a screen. This is usually used for people who have lost the ability to hear or ARE losing their ability to hear effectively(old people.) This is also used frequently by my friends who go outside to smoke and watch TV through the sliding glass door....the bastards.
1. Dorris can barely hear a train run over her cats, but thanks to closed captioning she can still see what that shit-head Bush has to say about foreign policies.

2. "Yo, turn on the closed captioning. I wanna see what they're saying while I smoke." -friends
closed caption by bAc0Nb0Y November 12, 2003

Closed book

Someone who doesn't say much about themselves, no one really knows anything about their past, hobbies, or likes/dislikes.
A closed book is sometimes mistakenly defined as someone with "trust issues".
Person 1: How much do you know about her?
Person 2: Not much. She's a closed book, so she doesn't share much about her.
Closed book by Cynedia August 8, 2016

closed-door policy

(noun)
The policy wherein the occupants of an office or room keep the door closed so as to limit the amount of annoying intrusions, which may consist of people wandering in or simply the to shut out the annoying noises that are made in the hall.
"Zach and Evan have a closed door policy after that girl came in and would not shut up."
"Dude, shut the door, closed-door policy!"

closedonut 

When you rage and cry at a video game like so, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! STOP MAN IM LOOSING

(this was made by closedonut don't use it to bully me)
dude stop raging at this game, you sound like closedonut
closedonut by CloseDonut June 20, 2019