Cleanser

This occurs usually after a heavy night of drinking and a dirty kebab. A cleanser involves anal leakage, controlable gas and stomach cramps. It is advised to have a mini milk and e45 cream to hand during a cleanser. A shower post cleanser is also advised.

Dude have you got any mini milks i need to have a cleanser.

Im just nipping home for a cleanser i may be a while.

Dont come in im cleansing.

by maxine1 October 28, 2011

getting cleaned up for the weekend

1.when two ladies decide to simulataneously munch,eat,lick, and ravage a mans rectum and penis untill ejaculation...
2.exactly what it sounds like, get extra clean!
3.when a woman tounge punches a mans fartbox, while the other engulfs the wang...

shannon and erika decided to clean aaron up for the weekend, he was very pleased because, he was getting cleaned up for the weekend...

by meporkinurmom April 27, 2011

facial cleanser

A face wash that is supposed to clean and rejuvenate your face but 70% of the time makes it worse.

Girl 1: Hey, I bought the new Super Clean Happy Face facial cleanser.
Girl 2: Look at my face and think about it for awhile before using.

by Samantha Felicia Rose April 7, 2015

Colon Cleanser

Craft some anal beads with mentos and insert them up your ass, after about 20 mentos in length roll onto your back and prop your ass into the air; empty a 591mL bottle of diet coke into your rectum. This stimulates pleasure receptors with a bubbly sensation.

My girlfriend wouldn't let me give her anal so I got my revenge with a colon cleanser.

by Poutine Pirate May 1, 2010

Facebook Cleanse

To erase unwanted or unneeded people on your facebook friends list. Usually a result of having 300+ friends but only talking to a fraction of them. Basically a friends cleanse but exclusive to Facebook.

I decided to have a Facebook cleanse, now my friends list is only half it's original size.

by Roger_5000 December 30, 2011

smegma cleanse

the tongue of a dick licker

"Come here you smegma cleanse. My penis is dirty."

by ken69 June 23, 2009

Texaco Cleanse

After having sex in a car or at a rest stop, then being forced to wash your privates in the sink of a gas station bathroom.

I walked in to the bathroom and caught an old lady giving herself a Texaco Cleanse right by the liquid soap.

by Glenny Glen Glen April 7, 2010