Choping 

The act of taking an unwanted photograph of a woman's genitals by placing a camera under their skirt. Also known as upskirting.

Named after Conservative MP and full time scumbag Sir Christopher Chope who blocked a bill to make the practice illegal.

Did you see that pervert choping that woman?

Choping by Dan the Flan June 16, 2018

Karate chopping the meatloaf. 

Fingering the female genitalia. An intense, and sensual motion. A subtle analogy for fingering.

He karate chopped the meatloaf last night.

She was karate chopping the meatloaf.

Karate chopping the meatloaf. by HiggyTheDestroyer February 8, 2015

Choping 

To take a photograph up a woman's skirt or dress without her consent. British slang, also known as upskirting. Named for Sir Christopher Chope, MP. I chope, you chope, Sir Christpher Chope chopes.

Sir Christopher was caught choping the other day and deselected from his seat for being a perve.

Choping by Satandog June 17, 2018

chopping the lumber down 

The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.

Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.

Man 2: What did you do?

Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.

chopping the lumber down by I got you back July 19, 2009

choosing fee 

the amount of money a prostitute gives her pimp upon the contractual agreement (most of the time verbal) in order for the arrangement to proceed.

"i stole your bitch, and she done paid me the choosing fee of $5000, and she starts this evening"

"in order for you to embrace this pimpin', ho, you need to pay the choosing fee"

choosing fee by notcaptsaveaho September 29, 2012

Choping 

The practice of making unauthorized photographs under a woman's skirt, capturing an image of her crotch area, underwear and sometimes genitalia. The term "chope" can also refer to a photograph, video, or illustration which incorporates an upskirt image. The term is also sometimes used to refer generically to any voyeur photography – that is, catching an image of somebody unaware in a private moment.

"Why is that guy holding his hand out and grinning?"

"See that girl with the short skirt standing next to him? He's choping"

Choping by Frederick Von Trap June 17, 2018

Chopping Chedder 

cuting the cheese, ripping gas, farting

Yo,somebody was chopping chedder, it stanks up in here.

Chopping Chedder by Kangoe Joe October 25, 2003