to get chaired 

To use a singular leg of a chair as a dick to get railed by. Depending on the size of the leg, it may appear to others in your stomach area

To get chaired tutorial!!

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to get chaired by fluffyjacob May 9, 2022

Chored

British slang used amongst youths for having something stolen

"Some pikey chored my bike last night"

Chored by Nokia God November 6, 2016

Chored

Verb; similar to yoink.
Originating in British schools, this is the acting of taking another's possession without owner's consent; albeit on a smaller scale. For example, you could chore someone's detention slip (usual reply: "Why should I care? You've just chored my ticket to Hell. Thanks."), whilst you couldn't chore something larger, eg. a quarry.

The chorification of this possession is almost always accompanied with a loud, high pitched squeal of "CHORED!"

Lawyer: This, you honour, is the knife found at the scene of the crime.
Jury member: *swipes bag* CHORED!!! *runs off*
Judge: Court adjourned on account of ... THAT nob over there.

Chored by GrandpaGroove January 23, 2008

Choredom

Being bored from doing lots of chores/housework.

I was hanging out the washing and I was overcome by choredom.

Choredom by bubbly-jay1357 September 5, 2010

Chored

To steal something

Oi! You chored my bike

Chored by Jessc1122 December 26, 2018

Chored

a term which means to steal a tangible moveable good. the term has ironically been CHORED from the rich and beautiful language URDU and many claims this is a British word originating in Scottish high schools however if one was to look at an Urdu dictionary one would know this is an Urdu word which has been around for centuries.

they chored the word 'chored' because that one thing the brits have never stopped doing

Chored by sanaa-albibi January 13, 2020

chored

someone has stolen something from you

see jacked

someone's chored me jhonny

chored by laura June 17, 2004