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Russian insult that literally translates into "go to a dick" and is used in the same context as the English term "fuck off".
-"Idi nahui , blyat"

-"Idi nahui, cyka"
by Nokia God August 24, 2016

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Term for cans of beer or cider used amongst UK seshheads , tinnies are vital to every sesh .
Lets have a big huge fucking bag of tinnies with the lads after exams
by Nokia God May 13, 2017

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British slang used amongst youths for having something stolen
"Some pikey chored my bike last night"
by Nokia God November 06, 2016

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Discovered by fans of the London football team millwall fc , the millwall brick is a club like improvised weapon made of a newspaper that has been rolled lengthways and folded in the middle. It is light and can be as hard as a brick - especially damaging when attached to a length of rope and swung around the head as it is also very light.
Man got smashed up with a millwall brick ay.
by Nokia God June 15, 2016

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A way of determining if the dark lord satan is near by throwing a covering one side of a slice of toast with jam or jelly and throwing it into the air. If the toast lands Jammy side down, the dark lord is near.
*throws toast*
guy 1: Jammy side down...
guy 2: Shit
by Nokia God January 21, 2016

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Neb
A policeman who isn't a cunt
badman 1 : "shit hide the bud its the feds"

badman 2: "nah man allow it , he's a neb"
badman 1: "safe"
via giphy
by Nokia God June 03, 2017

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