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Chuzzler 

Anyone, usually someone easily offended, who uses the internet (typically Google or Urban Dictionary) to find the definition of an insult they’ve just been butthurt by. Thusly proving the person who originally issued the insult correct. Most often, they’ll try to use that as an insult towards someone else later on. In the process, creating another Chuzzler.
Hipster: He called me a “cuck” what the hell does that even mean ?
Rational Person 1: It means “Eat shit Chuz, no one cares what you think.”
Hipster: Chuz !?! And what’s that supposed to mean ??

Rational Person 2: Jesus Christ Chuzzler, just go ahead and Google it, we all know you want to.
Chuzzler by Dane Haggis March 3, 2020
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When someone totally crusts out your banger or nail,and basicly wrecks your quartz.....
Goddamnit Randy,you Chazzed my new Quave banger.....
Chazzed by Joe Khaos October 18, 2018
The act of enticing a potential mistress back to your place of residence after a night of drinking, only to later spoon and cuddle with.
Friend 1: Dude, so whatever happened with that girl last night?

Friend 2: I don't want to talk about it.

Friend 1: You got chazzed again, didn't you?
chazzed by Parah Salin Maverick November 8, 2010
The act of two men rubbing their beards gently and affectionately against one another, like two cats nuzzling.

(Orientation of either man is irrelevant, but soft beard-on-beard action is essential.)
Oh man, I was at a party the other night, and my boyfriend chuzzled this guy with an amazing beard, and it was delightful.
Chuzzle by Britbacca May 7, 2019
The action of Chazz Princeton defeating you in a children's card game.
Alright geek! Prepeare to get chazzed!
Chazzed by K44N June 1, 2019
A yiddish word for pig. Someone who wants more than what he needs and don't fly straight no more.
"See that fat bastard thats Nacho Contreas...El Gordo...He's a real CHAZZER!!!!!-Frank Lopez
chazzer by Big Seth November 3, 2003

Chazzed banger 

a black crusted quartz banger, usually used for dabbing mids. If you’re looking it up you probably have one
“Yo wanna dab?”

“Nah bro that’s some poop shatter and that’s a chazzed banger

“Damn...got any hash rosin?”
Chazzed banger by 386midsmoker January 28, 2020