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Pronounced "Shayzed". A short form of "Shitfaced", refers to the feeling one encounters when so intoxicated they cannot stand, thus seeking relief from a chaise lounge.
Dave and Phil were pounding beers on the beach all day. I asked them to come to a party but they were already fucking chaised!
chaised by CanaDave October 24, 2009

Chaise longue 

1. A long chair, almost like a sofa, that supports the legs.

2. The title of a song by the band Wet Leg.
I've got a chaise longue in my dressing room

And a pack of warm beer that we can consume.
One of the coolest, sarcastic, most beautiful girls in the world. Can always be trusted and is always loyal if you are loyal to them. They may seem like a jerk to anyone who doesn’t know them, but joke’s in them, she is deep down an extremely kind hearted person. Chaise’s are known for their ability to design incredible costumes/clothing and their surprising talent at Mario Kart and other Nintendo games. Chaise’s always have the best sense of humor and can always bring up those who are down. You’re one of the luckiest people alive if you ever meet one.
Chaise by LongLiveLogan September 27, 2017
a word used for any situation, whether it be to make someone pissed, make someone laugh, or get out of a situation or simply to confuse someone.
Example 1:
(Bob) "Bill do you have those T.P.S reports ready for me yet?"
(Bill) "Chais"
Example 2:
"I had a chais of a time last night"
chais by cj miller June 17, 2005
Seen with bitches and a cane, the coolest cunt out and gets the sexy women
Omg that girl is hot !
Yah she's chaises gir
Chaise by myNword September 16, 2016
Means "chair" in French. Often misused by Americans who think that "chaise lounge" is an actual object, when the real name for it is "chaise longue"

(It means long chair for those of you who don't know, NOT lounge chair.)
chaise by Keira June 18, 2004