Carnilingus 

(1)Going down on a girl while she's driving a car.

(2)The female version of road head.

I thought the officer would think it was awesome that she crashed the car while I was giving her Carnilingus, and he would just let us off the hook. He didn't. Still, she said it was totally worth it.

Carnilingus by A friend of the internets April 18, 2009

Austin Carliling 

The act of fangirling over Austin Carlile more than any other celebrity

*sees pic of austin carlile*

Friend 1: ERMEHGAWD HES SO PERFECT
Friend 2: is it austin again?
Friend 1: YESSSS I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
Friend 2: you're really good at Austin Carliling

Austin Carliling by Squidgy Carlile December 18, 2013

Carmelina 

Carmelina is one of a kind. She’s truly

something special. Her energy is unmatched and she never fails at uplifting your mood. She’s the best thing you’ll ever find therefore you should never let her go. Sometimes she can be crazy but that’s what’s so great about her. You’ll never have a dull moment with her.

Guy: Look guys it’s Carmelina

Girl: She’s so pretty, I wish I looked like her!

Carmelina by aaliyah demi August 7, 2021

carneline 

some red furry from kaiju paradise with crystals on it’s back

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT THAT CARNELINE JUST INFECTED ME AND I LOST MY KILL STREAK

carneline by angerissues May 19, 2022

Christmas Caroling Hoe 

A step above a christmas hoe, a christmas caroling hoe is a woman who has been around the block and consistantly continues to go around the block one house at a time.

Jeremy: Yo son, I'm already hella drunk and need to hurry up and find someone to take to the crib.

Tony: I heard that, I'm to the point where I just might holla at a christmas caroling hoe.

Jeremy: Ummm... Nah, I rather masterbate. That's all you though.

Christmas Caroling Hoe by DeezyD May 1, 2009

Carling Weekend

AKA the Reading and Leeds Festivals in the UK. Considered the best festival in the world, even better than Glastonbury, Woodstock, Lollapalooza and Ozzfest. Reading originally started as a Jazz and Blues festival in 1961, whilst Leeds started in 1999 so Northerners can get a taste of the Reading experience too. Rather notorious for it's annual campsite riots and it's bottling of unwanted acts.

Great bands such as Foo Fighters, New Order, Nirvana, Kings Of Leon, Smashing Pumpkins, Queens Of The Stone Age, The Pixies, Primus, Stone Temple Pilots, Green Day, The Strokes, The Darkness, Metallica, Super Furry Animals and Soundgarden have graced the stages of Reading and Leeds.

Kid: Mum, I wanna go to Glastonbury!
Mum: No, the Carling Weekend is a lot better. Go to Leeds or you're grounded!

Carling Weekend by Future Reading and Leeds Headliner January 21, 2006

barteling 

The act of getting hand jobs while your roomate is "sleeping" in the same room

I think Bob and Jamie are barteling Kyle right now.

barteling by Barteling August 6, 2014