Cahoots

Cahoots are an owl's testicles, about the size of a grain of sand.

Used in slang for a human with cojones the size of an owl's, a known genetic trait of those who share a comparable sized brain matter.

Alina Habba says Trump was the only one with the cahoots to go after Iran.

Cahoots by mtjkong March 9, 2026

in cahoots

in partnership with someone who shares your purpose (often secretly)

They were in cahoots with the Mafia this whole time.

in cahoots by The Return of Light Joker February 8, 2008

Commercial Cahoots 

A conspiracy between two or more television stations in which they break for commercial at the same time, leaving you with no other option but to watch or leave the room.

Damn! These stations are in commercial cahoots!

Commercial Cahoots by RyegöngCrane October 29, 2010

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in cahootz with jones 

to be extremely wasted as a result of drinking a mass amount of beer or any other item that gets you wasted

"Damn!" "He just fell off the porch!" "That swolepiece has been drinkin since noon, he is in cahootz with jones."

in cahootz with jones by Noel Roman November 30, 2006

catoots 

When someone farts in a group setting, and you and your friend both attest to eachother’s innocence.

Bianca: Greg and Dan both said they didn’t fart, and Greg totally had no reason to lie when he said that Dan’s usually smell worse. And it definitely wasn’t me, so it must’ve been you, Clarissa!
Clarissa: Are you kidding? It was probably Greg or Dan— they were totally in catoots!!

catoots by dickyb July 28, 2018

Cahootism

Cohootism - the activity or philosophy of being in cahoots for the benefit of a higher truth or purpose. The effort of combining resources, activities, wisdom or knowledge with others, to propagate a perceived truth that represents a progressive thought, activity or concept for humanity.

Sophia's research into an alternate theory on the historical origins and construction of the Sphinx, when combined with her friend and fellow cahootist Sara's findings, evidenced there engagement in Cahootism. The two ladies were firmly in cahoots on this ground breaking theory and findings.

Cahootism by Phaedrus88 August 7, 2017