Hoofwanking Bunglecunt

A term used to define someone who has surpassed the point required to be just a "wanker" or a "cunt".

Said person is in a league of their own when it comes to upsetting, offending, or hurting people either mentally or physically, thus requiring this insult too be hurled at them.

Person 1: "Did you see that man trip and mug that war veteran?"
Person 2: "Yes, what a Hoofwanking Bunglecunt."

Hoofwanking Bunglecunt by allaboutthabooty June 24, 2016

Hoofwanking Bunglecunt

An endearing term used for the current British Prime Minister.

these are some examples of the actions of what a Hoofwanker or Hoofwanking Bunglecunt gets up to!

Wholesale reorganization of the NHS which will lead to the majority of it being privatized.

Cuts to the police and the armed forces

Handing a rail contract to a German firm instead of Bombardier which is a British firm.

Attacking the disabled by paying a French company, ATOS, millions of pounds to get 9 out of 10 people off the disability allowance and on to JSA. The government denies any targets being set, but Dispatches, a program on the television a couple of weeks ago has shown this to be correct.

The closing of Surestart centers.

Cutting winter fuel payments by £100

Cutting the higher rate of tax from 50p to 45p

Abolishing EMA that the poorest relied on.

Tripling tuition fees.

Hoofwanking Bunglecunt by rogershulme February 14, 2014

Wankspangling Bunglecunt 

A VERY British curse for when you really really REALLY hate someone. Use at your own risk

You wankspangling bunglecunt
He is such a wankspangling bunglecunt

Wankspangling Bunglecunt by Human Google February 22, 2024

Bumblecunt

Boris Johnson, a complete & utter bumbling lying cunt.

A name for anyone that just waffles utter shite.

Anytime Boris Johnson appears publicly to speak with his usual waffle & bollocks...
"Ah look, its Bumblecunt giving a speech"

"what the fuck Bumblecunt talking about?

Bumblecunt by Wilderman69 December 9, 2021

burglecut 

A marrow like turd that's, particular awkward to pass, loud and looks like a seed selling dwarf.

"Just had a turd it was a right burglecut"

burglecut by swandog November 5, 2013

bunglecuntism 

When your that much of an Bungle and Cunt at the same time! Like Dumb and Dumber but fuck me worse! What an Absolute Bunglecunt! Well Done! Your at the height of Bunglecuntism!

Boris said don't go out! But they did! What an act of Absolute Bunglecuntism!

bunglecuntism by doublecuntbubble April 5, 2020

Burglecunt 

A beastly, female dwarf. This term was forged by the unholy union of "Burglecut"; the fat, obnoxious, dwarf with a head/face resembling a big-toe, from the movie Willow and "cunt"; the most offensive word in the English language (well, not anymore).

Hey guy, check out Burglecunt over there, I wouldn't fuck her with Rosie O'Donnell's dick!

Burglecunt by The Axe Robber March 30, 2010