brining the turkey 

1. Typically occurs when a condom is left in place following a sex act for a prolonged period resulting in a 'pruning' effect of the male member. Intoxication usually precipitates the act of brining the turkey.

2. See soaking. May also be applied to the act of prolonged 'soaking'.

George came home three sheets to the wind and had his way with Betty. Unfortunately, he was so hammered he wound up "brining the turkey".

As he awoke from his drunken slumber George looked down and saw that he had "brined the turkey".

brining the turkey by pruned November 24, 2013

Brining 

When you're so salty it feels like you're pickling yourself

I'm still brining about what that asshole said

Brining by toshkathemarowak August 6, 2017

bricking 

In agreement with the first poster to this term, bricking is commonly used in the electronics industry by software developers when updating a piece of hardware with a software update that renders the hardware useless after the update.

Examples of bricking:

I just updated the set top box and I bricked it.

I just got my itouch/iphone can't wait to jailbreak it. (a few hours later) "Oh Sh*t I just bricked it!"

bricking by ricbax May 17, 2009

Bribing the Priest 

1.-the act of masturbation for a male.

"yo man I caught Monty bribing the priest the other day...fuckin gross"

Bribing the Priest by Lars Umayat April 22, 2009

Brisingr 

The third book in the Inheritance Cycle. The inpronouncable name means "fire", which is associated with the first spell that Eragon learns. However most readers have attributed it to the feeling of their brains being lit on fire due to the mind-boggling complexities of prose.

“Nasuada hoped he would soon recover. If he did not, she would ask Eragon or Angela, or perhaps the two of them together, to attend to Garven. Until such time as his condition improved, she decided that he should no longer serve as an active member of the Nighthawks; Jormundur would give him something simple to do, so she would not suffer guilt at causing his any further injury, and he might at least have the pleasure of enjoying whatever visions his contact with the elves had left him with.Bitter at her loss, and furious with herself, with the elves, and with Galbatorix and the Empire for making such a sacrifice necessary, she had difficulty maintaining a soft tongue and good manners.” Quote from Brisingr

Brisingr by LockBreaker February 28, 2009

Brining Day 

The day/night before Thanksgiving Day, famous for both turkey preparation and one of the biggest boozing nights of the year. Pickling your bird or liver.

Because "Night Before Thanksgiving" is awkward to say.

Hey, wanna get faced at Joe's Tavern on Brining Day?

I'm there.

Brining Day by Reeemer December 15, 2013

Brucing around 

(v) The act of wandering around in a drunken state.

I drank too much in the whiskey tent and wound up Brucing around the Irish Fest the rest of the day.

Brucing around by Drunkenwilcoxon January 17, 2017