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Camilla Parker-Bowles 

A breed of horse often found in the Windsor area, favoured for riding by some members of the British Royal Family. Much adored by horsemounters.
At the Beijing Olympics, Prince Charles rode into the arena on Camilla Parker-Bowles, but he was beaten by a six-year-old Chinese contestant on crack, riding a dead Tibetan.
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bovril boulevard 

describing ones anus, UK 'posh joke slang'

'Bovril' is hot brown coloured savoury beef type beverage drink, made from a spoonful of very thick poo like substance that comes in jars...called Bovril

you should know what a Boulevard is...
I'm not gay, but i luv it when my girlfriend slips me the finger up the 'Bovril Boulevard' when i'm just about to cum...

Vanilla Boulevarding 

To Vanilla Boulevard:
The action of randomly start vibing and jamming in an unusual place, often while wearing baggy clothes and weird shades.
"YO mate, are those guy in piazza primo Vanilla Boulevarding?" "yep! they are"

or

"Hey orango, what if we vanilla boulevarded right now?”
Orango: “fuck yeah, why not?”

Queens Boulevard 

commonly referred to as the "Boulevard of Death" or "The Boulevard of Broken Bones"

Old people who can't get across fast enough get run over all the time.
"Be sure to look both ways when crossing Queens Boulevard. It's over 10 lanes wide. It's a human bowling alley."

Steez Bouls 

A group of Kids from the 302 area who think they are the shit. These mofos are wack ash and are all omega fags. They beg people for shoutouts via Instagram and are desperate followers in attempt to get girls that truthfully are flatter than some paper.
Yo did you see steez bouls post what fag no girls in the pic
Steez Bouls by JohnnyMcTheLickerOfDick September 16, 2019

queens boulevard 

The most dangerous place in the world.
Queenz child: Mom. I almost comitted suicide today.
Queenz Mother: HOW???
Queenz Child: I crossed Queens boulevard today. (wimper)
Queenz Mother: O my dear god! (she faints)

Boulevard House 

This definition dating from the jazz age is a house on the major street where all the action is. People living there would near fine restaurants, live music and nightclubs. Out your window you would see people wearing their sunday best as they walked down the boulevard.
Life was never better than when we lived at the boulevard house.

One thing I miss about the boulevard house is looking out the window and seeing all those people dressed to the nines.
Boulevard House by Joe Iron February 23, 2008