blinking 12 generation 

The typically 50+ year old individuals who have a blinking 12:00 on their VCR. These people frequently have difficulty understanding and using anything electronic or computer related. If they do use such devices, it will normally be only for exactly their use, no more.

My dad asked me to program a show on his VCR because he is a member of the blinking 12 generation.

blinking 12 generation by Mark Greenblatt July 3, 2005

Flinkering 

When you take a shit and use the shit as lubricant to masturbate with

Oh Shit bro I caught Brady flinkering last

Flinkering by Flinkermaster July 9, 2019

Blinking trick 

The blinking trick occurs when you are stoned out of your fucking mind and blinking while walking makes you speed up. It almost appears as if you can teleport. Blinking for long enough might make you turn into the flash or maybe even sonic the hedgehog.

Person 1: How the fuck are you moving so fast?
Person 2: I'm just using the blinking trick dumbass

Blinking trick by Yung Petrol January 22, 2020

bonkering

Mad craving for the butt hole to be fingered- causing the person to go "bonkers".

he had a bonkering but he had no partner, so he used his own finger

bonkering by Bonkering December 2, 2014

Bonkering Mad 

Noun to describe a person who is absolutely bunkering insane mad crazy nuts.

Did you see Steve jump through that 57th floor window, do a back flip and land on a uni cycle and ride off into the sunset? He's bonkering mad that man.

Bonkering Mad by GODSLEFTHAND May 14, 2014

Bingering the witness 

An inane line of questioning used in court proceeding with the intent of irritating the witness into reacting in an inappropriate way.

Objection your honor, bingering the witness.

Bingering the witness by mikkedj November 12, 2021

billions of blistering blue barnacles

Exclamation used by Captain Haddock in the English translation of one of the adventures of Tintin.

(Flower pot shatters on Haddock's head).
Haddock:
Billions of blistering blue barnacles!!!

billions of blistering blue barnacles by Fearman September 26, 2007