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BlimeyCow 

BlimeyCow is a comedy Youtube Channel which stars siblings Jordan and Josh Taylor and Josh's wife Kelli Taylor. They are known for being very sarcastic in their videos and having Christian themes. They currently have 2 different weekly shows. Messy Monday's is usually about a trending or controversial topic. Jordan's Messyges are videos where viewers send in their questions and Jordan answers them.
Bryson: "Have you seen that new BlimeyCow episode? It was hilarious!"

Me: "Yeah I did! Jordan is so sarcastic!"
BlimeyCow by LoveAddict5 June 21, 2014
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Gor blimey 

A minced oath: a contraction of the phrase "God Blind Me". An expression of shocked, unhappy surprise. Used mostly in the UK, even though "God Blimey" was used in 1922 book 'Ulysses'.
Gor Blimey! This music sucks arse!
Gor blimey by Pookle Iam November 9, 2013

Blimeycow 

A youtube channel that's good because it's actually Christian rather than just bland pretend to be happy media marketed to people who go to church on Sunday sometimes. Maybe. If the weather is nice.
"Man, those Blimeycow guys are actually talking about things that happen in real life! Who knew Christianity had anything to do with that?"
Blimeycow by happytocoexist December 2, 2013
The act of giving head while the receiver is taking a shit.
"You best be givin' me a blumpy bitch!" said Tyrone as he was dumping in his prison cell.
blumpy by Chief Hosa March 16, 2003
A tiny bit of weed/hash left to smoke. The end of a spliff with, literally, one drag left on it.
Is there a blimph left on that?
Is that blimph enough for a one-skinner?
Blimph by moorie74 June 28, 2018

green blimpsuit 

Derisive nickname for the jumpsuit worn by severely overweight custody officers in California prisons.
Lookout, here comes Big Nuts in his fashionable green blimpsuit!