hot and bothered

When you're really, super horny for someone.

"Dude, im so hot and bothered; Staring at your mother. Dude, I think i want to be your father..."

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battered

dylan fort e was all 'ard but e's a cripple now cos e got proper battered by sam when e called im a mong

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A guy with a small penis who gets verbally abused by a woman

I gave him a good bollocking on the phone today and said to my sister.i dont mean to brag but i battered little spadge

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Useless talk on VoIP.
Rambling on while on VoIP while the other person has missed the whole thing due to lag.

The lag is terrible! You're all broken up and you'll have to repeat all that freakin' blatherskype.

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To beat up or hit aggresively with the upmost vigour.

I battered those idiots in Clover Drive when they said I was batty!

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To be drunk - refers to full bladder. Same as tanked, hammered, stocious

"I was in the pub yesterday from 12pm - by the time I left I was bladdered"

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to show distain for a statement or show lack of interest in someone or something

"hang on, i'll just check my bothered pocket.....nope! empty!"

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