Blindish 

The act of one being not exactly legally blind, but being too blind to read the fucking "No parking sign" right in front of your car.

"Dude I lost my glasses yesterday, and now I'm so blindish that I mistook Veronica for Jessica"

Blindish by Blindish October 11, 2017

Jonathan Brandis 

Jonathan was an amazing actor. The most beautiful human that ever walked on earth. Everyone loved him and cared for him. He was a gift from god.

Jonathan Brandis is perfect, no one can not love him.

Jonathan Brandis by Jbabe1 April 24, 2021

blandest 

your favorite, your razor, your savior, favorite of your favors. someone you keep around to remind you what not to become, or when not to be calm.

" She's my blandest."

blandest by The Girl With the Most Cake August 11, 2009

brandise

Brandise is a sweet, caring girl. She is usually quiet and shy until she is with her best friends. She gets crazy and breaks out of her shell when with them.

"Brandise is so sweet. Why is she so quiet?"
"Quiet around everyone but her best friends. Be glad she's not talking your ear off."

brandise by MeB December 5, 2014

Brandis 

An amazing person with high sex appeal and a wide experience with the imagination, which includes geek qualities, althought the geekiness is made up for in bed.

Brandis has quite an amazing position.

Brandis by Sanie October 6, 2008

proleusus blanditia 

Sexual Attraction, between Humans and Plants.

{Defined By Latin Terms}

Hey Ryan, you have proleusus blanditia!

proleusus blanditia by Alex & Vlad April 6, 2008

Brandis 

Brandis is a amazing boyfriend to girls names that starts with “A”💕 He will treat them with honesty and loyalty and won’t cheat in your for nothing. It’s you over the world 🥺. Brandis is most likely to have money in him 24/7 💕 Brandis is sometimes bipolar towards ppl but that alright. His favorite saying is “ stack or starve “ -100😭

Brandis is so Loyal to me

Brandis by Lovely._ November 7, 2019