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A state of utter confusion or absolute flabbergastation
Dad am I adopted?

Well damn, son, I’m just absolutely bizzled
Bizzled by Small mailman July 11, 2019
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To get more fucked off your tits than Jeff Bezos
Chloe: That Jess got so fucked up on weed last night!

Jeff: Yeah man she got bezzoed more than Jeff Bezos
Bezzoed by high, messed up, stoned September 27, 2022

Lezzle Bezzle 

A name given to homosexual women who dress in a pimp manner.

Booze, Bluntz, Bitchez!!!1

Tom: Where did you go last night dude
Rich: Had to take the Lezzle Bezzle home brah!

comb-buzzled

Confused and/or tired of thinking about stuff because one is too lazy
yes I am COMB-BUZZLED about this swhole thing, now I am going on lunch break.
comb-buzzled by DFG April 23, 2003

bezzeled out 

To be totally sporting some tight jewelry; bling-bling
You see his platinum teeth? They was totally bezzeled out!
bezzeled out by thriller July 31, 2003
A combination of buzzed and puzzled. Being in a state of buzzled suggests one is both inebriated and confused.
Scott was buzzled when he tried to determine whether this was his 6th or 7th shot of tequila.
Buzzled by Estreka April 23, 2011