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A state of utter confusion or absolute flabbergastation
Dad am I adopted?

Well damn, son, I’m just absolutely bizzled
Bizzled by Small mailman July 11, 2019
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bizzled = fucked. this means when you are in a different state. ie stoned. you can also be bizzled, meaning shagged
fucked and bizzled can mean drunk, stoned or shagged
bizzled by joely October 10, 2005
Jerry smoked a fat blunt at the party man he was bozzled
Bozzled by Whyve October 25, 2015

dizzle in the bizzle 

There's no joke here, it just means to take a dump in the bathroom.
Out of my way, i gotta take a dizzle in the bizzle.
A drug that includes a mixture of LSD, Cocaine, and other substances which are administered through the use of q-tips or cotton swabs. Typically consumed through the ear but have also been known to be administered through the urethra, anus, and other orifices of the body.
Dood you should have seen Kevin last night! He was out of his mind, I think he was on bizzle
Bizzle by PsychoticYuppie June 19, 2019

bizzlegawd 

Someone who has been bizzling for many years. ie: A veteran of bizzling and bizzle culture. Someone who bizzles very regularly and has taught many newcomers how to bizzle properly.
"Yo Josh is a supreme bizzler. Infact, hes a bizzlegawd. He's been bizzlin for years!"
bizzlegawd by BeenBizzlin840 June 20, 2019
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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