Beaneritis

A disease that turns your skin brown, stuns your growth, gives you the sudden urge to hop fences, you become addicted to beans and stealing cars from white people. Beaneritis will also lead to not showering and watching Spanish soap operas.

Austin Powers: Doctor, Why did my skin turn brown? I woke up this morning and i felt like mowing my neighbors lawn for $1, whats happening to me?
Doctor: Well it seems that you have a condition known as Beaneritis.
Austin Powers: NO!!!

Beaneritis by SmokethatGreen March 4, 2009

Tenderitis

Lack of temperment in handling rough or hot objects.

"Youch! Will you grab that pan for me? I have tenderitis."

Tenderitis by Animonger June 3, 2020

pegis-tenderitis 

Condition in which a person (usually a pirate) suffers severe tenderness in left, right, or both peg legs. Some common terms for this affliction are "stub-ache" and "nub-rash".

Bilbo Stubbins and his companion Chicken Nubbins hobbled along in excruciating agony due to their pegis-tenderitis. "I told you twice boy to buy a gosh darned Terry Fox leg and now see what you gone and done" yelled Big Momma Haggis as they continued on their not so merry way.

pegis-tenderitis by Beve Patty October 7, 2005

Boneritis 

A severe inflammation of the boner. Sometimes accompanied by a milky discharge.

The cause of his boneritis unknown, it was remedied by two prostitutes from Shanghai's Red Light District.

Boneritis by Einhorn N Finkle June 3, 2019

Beaveritis

Inflamation of the brain from being obseesed with beavers.

When I can't sleep I get beaveritis.

Beaveritis by Chloe1776 November 21, 2018

beiberitis 

A horrible, mind crippling, disease that is passed by horrible radio stations and delusional fans of disgusting music.

Nate: why are you bleeding out of your ears?

John: I seemed to have contracted beiberitis

beiberitis by carrion420 November 4, 2013

tenderitis

An insatiable appetite for hot 18-23 year old women (tenders).

Sean has 4 tenders on the go right now and he's still on the hunt. Man, that guy has a bad case of tenderitis.

tenderitis by lollipop_raver_girl June 20, 2013