Beat Your Meat 

Vulgar term used for men when they masturbate aka BEAT YOUR MEAT. The male penis has plenty of nicknames and meat is one commonly used to describe the penis and testicles. When men beat their meat, they take their erect penis and jerk it in a up and down motion, this tends to make blap noises and make our nutsacks swing as well, churning up our semen before we shoot ropes out of our dick hole.

Male: Dude look at this hot coochie whore taking cock inside her snatch and asshole.
Male # 2: Fuck yes man! You should BEAT YOUR MEAT to that cunt whore!

Beat Your Meat by HornyPornoAddict June 7, 2023

Beat Your Meat Pete

A nickname given to Dr. Jordan B Peterson. This nickname stemmed from Jordan 🅱 Peterson, which later transformed into Jordan 🅱 🅱eterson and then the infamous Jordan 🅱 Meat 🅱eaterson. The final evolution of this nick name was "Beat Your Meat Pete".

"Isn't Jordan B Peterson a litboi?"

"Yeah, I love Beat Your Meat Pete, yeet."

Beat Your Meat Pete by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 May 9, 2018

Skeet skeet beat my meat 

Only used by true meme Lords as a way to communicate the masterbation

Skeet skeet beat my meat *whips*

Skeet skeet beat my meat by Urdadsgay February 23, 2019

schmeat yeet beat your meat yah 

when schmeat yeets and beats your meat and it feels good from schmeat and your like yah

Schmeat Yeet Beat Your Meat Yah!!!

schmeat yeet beat your meat yah by schmeat yeet beat your meat ya March 22, 2017

beat my meat 

To Masturbate, Jack off, choke your chicken

"what you doin?"

"Beatin my meat"

beat my meat by Michael Hawkins April 8, 2005

Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat 

When you are about to beat your meat so hard, you say "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat" before beating it. This will guarantee a better experience when nutting. If you say it just before nutting, it will enhance the experience to the point that you will feel the heavenly experience for up to a week

Jack: *Opens up 420GB 'Homework' folder*
Jack: "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat"
Jack: *N U T S*
Jack: *Goes to heaven*

Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat by J4ckStyp3 June 16, 2018

beat the meat 

slang for masturbating

Kregg beat the beat while Julie watched and pleasured herself.

beat the meat by Bubbleyum Duck February 26, 2004