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Fortnite Battlepass 

Fortnite Battlepass:

The quickest way to get your mum's bank account into negative figures.

Only Archies' are clapped enough to buy the Fortnite battle pass
John: "Have you heard about the new alrighty battle pass on Fortnite?"
Terry: "Yea, I heard Archie already maxed the Fortnite Battlepass out just to get the new avengers iron man skin"
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battlefag 

A Battlefield game series fanboy who calls itself and its game superior to any game on existance. Usually really elitist, using graphics and realism as excuse to justify the superiority of Battlefield over any game. Will consider anyone who plays Call of Duty a faggot, likes pages of random FPS to trash-talk about these games and praise Battlefield, and will capsrage at anyone who disagrees with his biased opinion. Usually sucks EA's dick and buys every single DLC for every BF game released even if it's a straight downgrade from a older Battlefield game. Will also deny at all times to be a fanboy. He will often annoy even other Battlefield players, and can be just as annoying if not worse than your average 12 years old codfag. Claims the game to be flawless and ausent of any lag. He's usually that tryhard kid on the bottom of the scoreboard failing miserably to control a fucking jeep. Is laughed at by ARMA fans.
Random person: I like to play Team Fortress/Call of Duty/Boderlands.

Battlefag: OMG U SUCK U PLAY A FUCKEN SHIT GAME FULL OF LAG BAD GRAPHICS NOT REALISTIC BF3 IS DA BESTU GAME EVER UR A FUCKEN FAGGET LOL GAMEPLAY IS FOR FAGS GRAPHICS ARE THE REAL DEAL

Random: Battlefag detected.

Battlefag: CODFAG DETECTED LULZ XD ima bettu cuz I play battlefield ur a fagget
battlefag by hydra877 August 18, 2013

Battlelands, battlelands?

A phrase you say to someone if you don't know the answer to a question or didn't even understand the question in the first place.
Person1: Hey do you know what Minecraft is?
Person 2: Battlelands, battlelands?

Excaliburd Battlehawk 

Born to the Arch Duke of Soulard and twice knighted by the Duchess of St. Louis City and County, Excaliburd Battlehawk is the most supreme sportsman in all the lands. He honors the ancient code of the Battlehawk Warriors tasked with forever guarding that which they hold most dear, The Dome.
Excaliburd Battlehawk once Ka Kawed and Chuck Norris flew over.

Fortnite Battlepass 

I just shit out my ass! the funny haha tiktok song thing
It's me or the ps5 blah blah blah fortnite battlepass i just shit out my ass booted up my pc cuz i need need to get that fortnite battlepass! i like fortnite did i mention fortnite! i like fortnite, it's night time. i mean it's 5 o'clock thats basically night time! you all remember cartoon network adventure time!!!!!

battledash 

Battledash is an epic Minecraft gamer and pro fortnite haxor. He is notorious for altering the audio files in pleasant park causing the whole game to go into unscheduled downtime. He also got hacked by MagmaReef once. That was pretty cool. He has a YouTube channel go subscribe or he will hack you. They call him motha fudgin Jensen Snowwwwwwww
Landon: Yo Battledash can you come up with a vid idea so I can get views?
Battledash: Yea sure here you go. And here is some clickbait titles, now go make Luke edit this in your basement for 8 hours.
battledash by burhbillg September 3, 2019

Battleasya 

It is a server which is hosted in Philippines, that has shitty anticheat
and corrupted staffs. Some players are racist and homophobic.
"battleasya is kinda gay" - xenium(low)
Battleasya by vladimirbelsky March 12, 2022