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Idiot: "I work as a barista".
Me (winding up idiot): "So you are a lawyer who works in the High Court?"
Idiot (confused): "Ehhh no I make coffee in Starbucks."
Me (sniggering): "Ahhh, you mean you are a coffee bitch."
barista by fubarderby December 28, 2008
Granola munching, snobby liberal hipster-fags that usually are employed at Starbucks or similar coffee serving venues.
That four eyed Barista fucked up my macchiato again.
Barista by Sortini October 9, 2012
Mexican for know nothing coffee swill serving asshole
Foamy: What the f**k is a barista?
barista by AErrorist March 13, 2005
anyone who is a part of the BaristaLife family
thebaristalife.com
that guy who made my drink at starbucks def lives the baristalife
barista by baristalife December 30, 2013
A booty-whore who studies college textbooks and gossips on MySpace when not serving Johns
That barista charged me four dollars for little more than a medium cup of pulverized ice mixed with some powdered flavoring, in addition to a nice shot of her ass whilst bending over to retrieve some whipped cream from the under-counter fridge. She's just an apron-wearing whore
barista by E b a September 16, 2008
A coffeehouse chain from India, which started in 1997. Has over 100 outlets. This would be the Indian equivalent to Starbucks. It gets the same uber-cool status in India, that Starbucks has across the world.
Lets go to Barista for a coffee.
barista by VAb July 17, 2007