A "Bad Vagina". It Consists of Amazon Furs, Swamp Slops, Grizzly Teeth, Granny Sags. There is such a thing as a bad vagina.
guy 1:"Dude theres no such thing as a bad vagina! any vagina is good vagina!"
guy 2:"Yes there is, its called a bagina. Its a wet, sloppy, saggy, jungle hairy vagina. On odd occasions, it even has teeth."
Guy 1: "...Oh."
The cameltoe-like formation of a scrotum when bisected by the crotch of ones pants. Possible with extremely small scrotums in very tight pants, or very large scrotums in normal pants. Tighter pants and larger scrotums generally result in a larger bagina.
1. She walked into the room wearing a beautiful blue dress, her green eyes glimmered in the moonlight as she tucked her curly black hair behind her bagina.
2. Gadzooks! My bagina got too much sun; do you have any aloe cream?
3. My brother used to box my ears, so I had to ice my swollen baginas.
4. Let's have a contest to see how many strangers' baginas we can lick. Don't worry it's a social experiment.
5. Your bagina is special. Know it, love it; you only have one. Except you have two.