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counterproductive advertisement 

Any advertisement that causes the viewer to boycott the product rather than purchase it. They usually cause people to cringe with disgust when they see them. This does NOT include the Snuggie and the Shamwow T.V. ads(and a few select others) because they were so over the top, which made people want to buy them as a joke.
Snorgtees, The General Insurance, That new evil Cheeto's Cheetah, Mr. Mucus Mucinex, That one fungus commercial with the animated green blob living under your toenail, various internet spam popups, Head On, and many more depending on viewer opinion.

Person: "I can't stand that guy's voice who does the Carls Jr. commercials with all the messy burgers. He makes me want to eat at Jack-in-the-Box."
Nathan44294: "That is a counterproductive advertisement."
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advertisement-furry 

someone who dresses up in an animal costume to advertise a business.
hey dude did you hear that john got a job as an
Advertisement-Furry?

No way, what animal is he wearing?

A Polar bear.

advertisement 

A mixture of displayed images, text and sound that promotes the popularity of a product or company in which the advertisement advertises.
This definition brought to you by WIRE SCREEN DOORS.
advertisement by B-Drac September 21, 2003

advertisement 

A method of making a product known to further have corporate America (or other countries) tell you what to do, eat, wear.
I really like d'em Budweiser frog advertisements. Burp.
advertisement by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

Based Banana Advertisement Scheme

Use bots and server advertising. Lie about its information and when people come inside the server, say "The (server) is attacking and harassing us nonstop. Wanna help us try to get them back?"
"How many members can you pull into our server"
"If luck chimes in then at least 25 using the Based Banana Advertisement Scheme"

free advertisement 

support things in a public area without getting paid; just to help the subject being supported to gain steam
Free advertisement is vital to supporting lesser known music and games, such as Sparta Locals, Viewtiful Joe, Guitar Vader, Mario Kart 64, Cowboy Bebop, Guilty Gear X2 and YOGURT-pooh.
free advertisement by El_Scorcho August 27, 2003

Advertisements 

YOU CAN'T SPELL ADVERTISEMENTS WITHOUT SEMEN BETWEEN THE TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: "Wanna hear a joke?"
Person 2: "Sure, why not?"
Person 1: "Did you know that you can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits?"
Person 2: "What the fuck? No way!"

Person 1: "Spell it out if you don't believe me."

Person 2: *spells out advertisements* "Holy shit you weren't kidding."