Ass Biscuit(s)

A Combination of sweat, poo, and cotton from boxers that has clug to the anal hairs are referred to 'Ass Biscuits'.

Jack: ' Aw Boys, Ive got a massive ass biscuit!!'
'My nails are hurting from the last picking session last week of my ass biscuits.'

Ass Biscuit(s)

Ass Biscuit(s) by Thom els October 11, 2008

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ass biscuit

same as dingleberries- when pieces of rectal waste become attached to anal hairs

oh no vivien has got a bit odf an ass biscuit

ass biscuit by jesus h christ April 2, 2003

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Majestic Ass Biscuit

A giant beautiful shit.

Joe: Look what I made!
Bob: *goes into bathroom*
That is one majestic ass biscuit!

Majestic Ass Biscuit by DA BIG BUMPS ON YER RUMP April 9, 2019

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Arsebiscuit

Arsebiscuit- a particularly strong exhaust of anal effluvium. Also used when said fart has gone seriously awry.
Also used to describe an individual, and an exclamation of general distaste.

"Clear the elevator! This guys just dropped an arsebiscuit!!!!"

Or

"Jeez, I drank so much guiness last night, I farted and dropped an arsebiscuit- right in the pub!"
"Bourbon?"
"Nah, Oreo...."

"That dude is a total ARSEBISCUIT"

Arsebiscuit by edchef September 4, 2008