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Wipes my ass 

When someone helps you out/ something good happens.
Josh really wipes my ass when he sends me the answers to the ENED homework.

the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse 

expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?
The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

asswipe stripe 

The stripe (or strip) of hair growing from the bottom of the lip. The cultivated and extended soul patch or D-bag tag that grows down the chin and occasionally underneath it.
Dude, I hope that's food caught in that guy's asswipe stripe.
asswipe stripe by General Burns December 9, 2008

asswipes 

Those wet wipes in the little pop-open container that you can flush after cleaning your bum.
It’s hard to imagine how I took a really good shit back then, without my trusty asswipes!
asswipes by Dr Bunnygirl August 1, 2019

asswipes 

stuffs to wipe you ass with after taking a major dump.
Dard used up most of the asswipes after having issues with the food he ate the previous night.
asswipes by bob December 19, 2002

asswipes 

Asswipes! the new toliet paper! 200% more absorbent then any other toliet paper!
i wish the toliet paper "asswipes" were real :D
asswipes by Kyle Biddle August 2, 2004