Accumulate Profit Margin Invest Destroy (APMID) is generally recognized as one of the most powerful “underground” organizations controlling the political forces and financial markets in the world today.

"I heard the members of the Bilderberg group got cock-slapped by some guy from APMID at their recent meeting."

apmid by AlanGreenspan December 21, 2007

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APMO

Internet acronym for "Acronyms Piss Me Off".

Due to the contradictory nature of APMO, it is rarely used. By rarely, I mean never.

APMO by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003

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APMF

Reference to someone being the worst of the worst; a despicable low-life. Short for Asshole, Prick, Mother Fucker. First used in the late 2000's in a now-defunct online society called "Andrew's Kitchen".

He's such an APMF.

APMF by FrostyCan December 13, 2020

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apme

Awkward. Porn. (and) Music. Encounter.
when one person is watching porn and the other is listening to music and a parent comes down to check out whats going on. The person listening to music hears the parent but because of the loud music ends up screaming "CHANGE THE CHANELL" instead of the recomended whisper. The parent is usually a little confused but decides its better to not question what happened.

Bill: *happily watches porn*
Mike: *happily listens to music*
Mike: BILL QUICK CHANGE THE CHANNELL *in a loud scream*
Bill: shut up i heard you
Parent: *looks around confused and shakes his head while leaving the room*
Bill: we should make a word for what just happened.
Mike: yeah but what?
Bill: how bout apme

apme by BIGV December 26, 2005

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