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Anvil Lasange

Pseudonym for the World's most talentless pop princess, so called because I can't actually bring myself to say her name!
Jesus, fuckin' Anvil Lasange's got a new record out, the Pre-Teen Tie Crew will be out in force!
Anvil Lasange by Das Monkey March 13, 2005

anvil loppers 

a sex move in which a male performs the shocker on a female with both hands, fingers crossed, while rapidly motioning the arms outward and inward, all while thrusting forward. This will cause the fingers to rhythmically and violently jab the inner walls of the cervix and rectum, in affect giving the woman the most vigorous and mind blowing pussy/ass expansion of her life. When done properly, this move should imitate the motion of the tool anvil loppers.
Janice's snatch was too tight for Jon's schlong, so he was determined to prep her by giving her the anvil loppers.
anvil loppers by Phil Deholsen August 6, 2007

Anvil Head As 

A person that is so desperately power hungry, bullshits about everything, think he/she is top shit, always dick riding every online boy/girl they wish to have a "relationship" with, try to make a deformed version of the original group, dates someone that's taller than them, and has a head shaped as an anvil.
Laura: Guys, Peyton just texted me to give him head.
May: EW! Peyton?!
Travis: The depressing ass anvil head as?
Chris: The pathetic anvil head as?
Gary: THE anvil head as himself?
Laura: That's the one.
All: What an as burger head as.
Anvil Head As by Topic Lyfe June 28, 2017

anvil chest 

A girl who has a flat chest. Especially asian.
anvil chest by -=GMAN=- July 17, 2019

the anvil 

A sexual position wherein the one partner's legs will be placed on the other's shoulders as he thrusts which allows a greater degree of pounding.
I was banging my girl last night and she had me do the anvil. Man it it was slammin'! I went in deeeeep!

Hammer 'n Anvil 

To get a person intoxicated, with the ulterior motive of later having rough intercourse with them.
I'm going out with "Heather" for a little Hammer 'n Anvil action... I'm gonna get her hammered and pound her like an anvil.
Hammer 'n Anvil by chefsayso March 3, 2007