Hide and please seek help

When two people are caught making out when found in hide and seek.

Seeker: ew you guys!
Hiders: leave us alone!
Seeker: get a room. I hate "hide and please seek help"s!

Hide and please seek help by Gar-Gar April 11, 2026

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when urbandictionary.com make u sign in

I hate this website it keeps saying "please sign in to vote and post new definitions."

please sign in to vote and post new definitions by orblooc June 27, 2018

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You clicked on flag or something on this cursed website, and are currently on a universal scale of boredom. Then decided to put it into that forbidden search bar just to see some nonsense written by someone on the other side of the world.

Are you proud of yourself?

Friend: Want to play another match?
You: I would love to but... I need to be productive and do homework.
Friend: Alright, please be quick though!
You: I need to do my writing essay for fiction. Let's go to Urbandictionary.com and find some nonsense words.

10 mins later.
You: Wow I didn't know that all these pages exist!
*You search "SIGN IN (づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ Please sign in to vote and post new definitions Sign in with Facebook Sign in with Gmail) " after seeing a sign up page.
You: Ok I am done now, actually one more word!
(The painful cycle of wasting time has begun)

SIGN IN (づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ Please sign in to vote and post new definitions Sign in with Facebook Sign in with Gmail by Trumpium December 14, 2021

sneeze and please 

When you're reaching a climax and someone throws pepper on your face causing you to sneeze, increasing your orgasm by an 1/8.

***CAUTION: may cause heart failure***

*SNEEZE/ORGASM* THANK YOU for the sneeze and please my squeeze

sneeze and please by JP Roland November 25, 2007

Sneeze and please 

When you sneeze into your hand, rub it on your dick and stick it in your girls ass.

Me and my girl were about to get down but we were out of lube, I sneezed in my hand rubbed it on my dick and stuck it in her ass. I sneezed and she pleased, sneeze and please.

Sneeze and please by Head cold March 7, 2021

Please Like and Subscribe 

A phrase used by the average YouTube that is really annoying even when they tell you to SLAP the Like button. What did the Like button ever do to them? Also, they ask about a notification squad? That's dumb

Thanks for Watching, Please Like and Subscribe!

Please Like and Subscribe by I AM THE INTERNET January 3, 2018

Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee. 

Moxxie's second coffee order from episode 6 of Helluva Boss, "Truth Seekers"

"If you cant handle that id like a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee. by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021