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Amedicon 

How an uneducated Italian pronounces "American". These fools can be found at the Jersey shore and pizzerias everywhere.
Customer: "Hey guido, you call this baked dog shit pizza?"
Giuseppe: "Vat-TEEN-eh stunod Amedicon!"
Customer: "Learn the language or get out of the country, fucking greasy wop."
Amedicon by sciflyer.25 February 3, 2013
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Amedeo is a nice kind hearted kid,he gets in trouble a lot but that dosent stop him from breaking the rules hes always acting up but in the end hes nice and sweet

and a great boyfriend too
yooo whats up amedeo
amedeo by sooocool123 March 19, 2019

Aged Hoe 

(noun)

1) An older woman who dresses like a skankwad and prefers to steal men she knows are in relationships, esp. with women younger than themselves.

2) A woman too old to be trawling for younger men (usually because she has one at home called: her son) and way to evil and skanky to be a cougar.

3) A nasty, white-trash, older woman who aspires to being a Cougar or sugarmama but is too uneducated and pathetic.
My boyfriend left me for that Aged Hoe because the slut whore has her mortgage paid off and an empty room because her kid moved out. She is old enough to be my mother and fugly enough to stop a train. Damned saggy titted Walmart greater!
Aged Hoe by goddedd95 October 25, 2010

amped (up) 

Adjective for getting really excited about something--as in using "juice" for electricity--as in "amps."
Can also be used for "wired."
That dude is seriously amped up about his gig tonight.
amped (up) by fuitarslim December 18, 2004
A feeling of pain and pleasure at the same time.
Retart: yo dood do you know what sex feels like?

Retard2: I’m not sure since I’m a virgin but I’ve heard it’s algedonic
algedonic by Abound December 26, 2017

middle aged slang 

What's in a middle-aged person's vocabulary from when they were pretty young things. it is exceptionally obvious when a.) the oldie in question is presenting a motivational speech to a bunch of bored high school kids and wants them to think they are 'hap'nin' but doesn't know the correct speech anymore, b.) when said oldie decided to write a 'convincing' teen novel. Is also apparent on the 'made for teens' websites you have to visit for school, where you're so enraptured in the hip language that you don't realize you're learning! *yay*
Let's read an exerpt of my new motivational book for teens:
Kyle: What's up Verne, you're looking tubular today!
Verne: Man, hey! Don't block my style. Anyway, I was wondering if you'd heard of the totally far-out website that helps teens like us help kids all over the world.
Kyle: Man, what a trip! Let's start making a difference!

(Communal gags from all under-85's at the blatant use of middle aged slang)
middle aged slang by Angelacia June 13, 2007