Retart: yo dood do you know what sex feels like?

Retard2: I’m not sure since I’m a virgin but I’ve heard it’s algedonic

I am in love with this girl and i want nothing but the best for her and she is always confusing me like one second i do something amazing for her and the next i did something horrible to her when i was only trying to help her and it makes me stay up a night and overthink what i did wrong . Being in love is so algedonic.