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Alphaesthete 

Alphaesthete is a term coined by social commentator Mark Simpson to describe men who outgrew metrosexuality.

In the early noughties, metrosexual practices such as male grooming became more and more normal as men began to pay as much attention to their personal appearance as their girlfriends/boyfriends did. This meant that men on the cutting edge of fashion needed a new way to distinguish themselves from the crowd.

Alphaesthetes did this by adopting more extreme grooming routines and by highlighting their fearless fashion sense by wearing clothes that even a diehard metrosexual would consider outlandish.

No clothes are off limits for an alphaesthete (apart from a Kappa tracksuit perhaps); he’ll wear anything even if it results in ridicule from his friends or people on the street.

An alphaesthete is as at home in D&G white swimming trunks as he is in an Oswald Boeteng three-piece suit and is likely to have a bathroom stuffed with more cosmetic product than the average high street pharmacy as well as the most up to date grooming gadgets to make sure his look is immaculate.
‘With his painted toenails and tight silver shorts, Christiano Ronaldo really is a bit of an alphaesthete.’
Alphaesthete by Wilbeforce October 16, 2010
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alphansus 

Loves doge. Geme, cutez face n belly, aww
Alphansus iz bae, especially his belly
alphansus by jonmarvyn98 December 25, 2017
the most alpha of all alpha males.
guy 1: “i’m an alpha male
guy 2: “no way i’m alphaest.”
alphaest by bigalphamalerubie June 14, 2019

alphanso 

An amazing person that everyone loves and adores. Get yourself an alphanso, unless the have a s/o. Then back off.
All the girls are looking at Alphanso!
alphanso by cAYLYNNN April 24, 2021

Alphanesse Oblige 

Alphanesse Oblige is a french phrase that literally means "alpha male obliges". It denotes the social responsibility that alpha males have towards beta, omega and other lesser males.

Privilege here means the innate good looks and good character that alpha males possess, and which they use to attract a disproportionate number of women. With this privilege, then, comes responsibility to lesser men , alphanese oblige.
"Harry, why don't you take all those gills home tonight?"

"I could, but then there wouldn't be any girls for the other guys"

"oh right, that's the alphanesse oblige thing"
Alphanesse Oblige by SirJoey September 20, 2014

alphanet 

to describe abbreviations and cyber language in the modern day
instead of using the alphabet you use the alphanet
alphanet by garygordon August 12, 2008

Alphones 

person one: Alphones is not a robot
Person two: totally a robot
Alphones by Coaker 12378765432 August 21, 2020