suck a cow dick
Something you say to someone when they annoy or upset you. It's telling someone to suck a fat dick, choke and die.
suck a cow dick by Dinosaur359 May 10, 2017
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suck a dick dumbshit
popularized by Sarah Lynn this common phrase is a respectful way to wish someone well when leaving a situation.
suck a dick dumbshit by SmoontyLoverLexi May 31, 2017
suck a golf ball through a garden hose
Vaguely homophobic insult, implying the guy being yelled at has great prowess and experience sucking dick
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
suck a golf ball through a garden hose by zerglegacy February 26, 2017
suck a softball through a straw
Used to define a girl (or guy) who is so experienced in sucking, it is supposed that she/he could suck anything
suck a softball through a straw by Venix May 27, 2014
Go suck a Pickle!
Verb
(An old term spawned in midevil times used when shop keepers had nothing violent or gramaticly full of nonsense that they threw a pickles at theives or pickpockets.)
now modernly used as a
violent term used when extremely mad, usually shouted with extreme prejudice at someone for a minor Inconvienance.
(An old term spawned in midevil times used when shop keepers had nothing violent or gramaticly full of nonsense that they threw a pickles at theives or pickpockets.)
now modernly used as a
violent term used when extremely mad, usually shouted with extreme prejudice at someone for a minor Inconvienance.
(Verb)~
(you arrive at the theater and are dumbfounded and furious to see that the movie you wanted to enjoy is sold out)
customer-What the hell! i drove five miles to see this movie and its sold out
just Great!
employee-sorry sir better luck next time
customer-you know what Go Suck a Pickle!
(you arrive at the theater and are dumbfounded and furious to see that the movie you wanted to enjoy is sold out)
customer-What the hell! i drove five miles to see this movie and its sold out
just Great!
employee-sorry sir better luck next time
customer-you know what Go Suck a Pickle!
Go suck a Pickle! by Alejandro Cruz June 28, 2008
Suck a dick day
"hey guys you can just let her suck your dick!"
"why?"
"Its october 21. which means its Suck a dick day!"
"why?"
"Its october 21. which means its Suck a dick day!"
Suck a dick day by lolandiooooop October 20, 2019