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a shit in the teeth 

Used to describe an unfavourable situation or event. Derived from the old "beats a kick in the teeth" saying.
Well, isn't that just a shit in the teeth.

a shit stick up a tree is like a bit dip in da nip tip 

when you finish a dum dum sucker by biting the sucker leaving a little bit of the sucker on the stick and then your bro hands you another sucker but spits on it
"man i was a shit stick up a tree but then my bro was like"
'here i have a bit dip in da nip tip"
aka

a shit stick up a tree is like a bit dip in da nip tip

a shit enema 

A shit enema is the procedure(not a medical one, its just for a laugh) of introducing shit into the rectum and colon via the anus.
That was as pointless as a shit enema.
a shit enema by VictorDoom September 13, 2013

A shit drive 

A shit drive is where you shit yourself during a long road trip often with loads of friends or family around to smell hear and see
Steave had caused himself to have a shit drive
A shit drive by Gorilla lover 420 February 4, 2022

A shit... OH SHIT... Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck 

Ah - sh-it (Pause) Ow - sh-it! (Pause) F-uuuuuuuuuuu-k
Verb: The process of realizing just how fucked up something is and that it's even worse than your original thought and giving up.
So we were playing tag in the playground and little Jho- A shit... OH SHIT... Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck we forgot Jhonny.

A shit ton of cum 

A slang used to describe large amounts of ejaculate.
James: " Would you look at the floor!"

John: " Well that's a shit ton of cum."