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Ten Gallons of Shit in a Five Gallon Bucket 

When a particularly fat and ugly person wears clothes that are far too small, resulting in an overflow of fat and flesh spilling out of the clothes.
Gained some weight?! Hell, she looks like Ten Gallons of Shit in a Five Gallon Bucket!"

wear a five 

To "wear a five" means to show excessive amounts of cleavage, which is a reference to the bras at Victoria's Secret, of which a 'five' is the highest level of push-up and padding. This generally insinuates that the person exposing cleavage is not actually as well-endowed as one would assume.
"Shit, Krystal, did you wear a five today?"

"Dude, look at her tits, she must be wearing a five."
wear a five by kitschydragon April 10, 2009

Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag 

One of the best songs of all time!
Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat

Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn

Five-a-drive 

A small road trip which its primary objective is to purchase and consume small amounts of marijuana whilst driving. It's main advantage is the result of little to no incriminating evidence against the driver in case of being pulled over.
"yow dat fiva drive wa wicked"

"wanna go for a five-a-drive awa?"
Five-a-drive by horsethefan July 23, 2009

A High-Five Truth 

A truth more truthful than a normal truth. usually symbollized by raising one hand it wait of a high-five. Claiming a High-five truth and lying is punishable by death.
Jeff: hey Jenny told me that you hit on her last night, is that true?

George:*raises hand* I didn't man,and thats A high-five truth
A High-Five Truth by TheGreenBeetle February 25, 2011

ninety in a sixty-five 

90 miles in a 65 mile an hour zone!
the cops stopped me for doing ninety in a sixty-five
ninety in a sixty-five by kiidee December 9, 2008